Chapter 1: When Under Siege On Your Birthday...This story is written for my best friend Madeline Finlay. I hope you enjoy them, as I write them just for you.
It was Zalgo's birthday. 10,616. No, dear readers, Zalgo isn't some wrinkly old man, he's far from; actually.
Let me explain human years and demon years. Because demons have been around since the dawn of time, they're a little bit older than us humans. But thanks to a good old thing called 'immortality', demons are young and youthful.
Now, Zalgo may be in his 10,000s, he looks like he's in his 30s.
I know what you're thinking. Gasp, shock, horror!
Zalgo? In his thirties?!
Yes, I know.
Now, I'll shut up and tell the story.
Anyway, Zalgo was 10,616. Sapphire tip-toes into his bedroom, grinning gleefully. She sees her father snuggled next to her mother, Mad!Mattie; with his arms around her waist. Crawling onto the bed, she jumps up and down. "Wake up daddy!" She shouts. "Wake up mommy!"